Warning: This is not your grandma's parenting manual.
 

Between the midnight meltdowns and daily discoveries that make everything you swore you'd never do as a parent suddenly look pretty reasonable, there's a deeper truth: 
 

The greatest growing up happens after we're grown. 
 

This book isn't another '5 steps to perfect parenting' guide. It's a lyrical, laughable journey through the beautiful mess of raising tiny humans while un-raising ourselves.
 

It's a rhyming rebellion against the myth of the perfect parent, wrapped in humor and tied with the radical truth that maybe – just maybe – raising kids is actually about raising ourselves. Together.
 

Who is this book for?
 

• Parents who've hidden in the bathroom with emergency chocolate.

• Those who suspect their kids are teaching them more than they're teaching their kids.

• Anyone who needs a reminder that vulnerability is a superpower.

• Parents ready to trade 'perfect' for 'authentic'—with a generous helping of fun.
   

Caution: Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, unexpected tears, and the overwhelming urge to high-five another parent who just gets it.